It’s completely dark outside, but I can hear the buzz of a lawn mower next door. Who mows their lawn in the dark? My neighbor, he of the electric lawn mower and really long extension cord. He is, again, mowing in khakis. What is it with people doing active things (running a 5K, mowing a lawn) in khakis lately? Do people do it all the time and I just don’t notice it much? I mean, run (or mow) in whatever you’re comfortable in, by all means, but I will still point and laugh (if only in my head so I can appear nicer than I am). I can’t imagine what would cause me to make the decision to run a race in khakis. Well, that’s not true. I have an imagination, and I know how to use it. I’d do it if someone paid me enough (and if I still get to wear running shoes), I’d do it if khakis were the only clothes available to me (I’d rather run wearing khaki pants than no pants.), I’d do it if someone were threatening my life (or anyone’s, really) if I didn’t. But I would expect people to be puzzled by it. This train of thought has gone on long enough.