“Now you drive around front and startle people with your ability to talk.”
After yesterday’s post, I can hardly skip a day, but (enter fake French accent) my muse, she is gone.
Of course, then I went and read Curiosity’s post from today, and now I feel like a slacker (a little). She has actual reasons to not post. I do not.
So maybe I’ll stick with a disjointed, kind of random post. John loves me, and I know this for sure because he always warns me before he opens and closes the ironing board (it makes a horrible screeching sound that I cannot stand).
Did you know I could command the Internet? Okay, not the whole Internet. And not command, really, so much as influence. In a tiny way. ‘Cause one very nice lady wanted to make sure I had something to read today, apparently. 
(Did I mention it’s all about me?* Of course it is.)
Last link, ’cause it’s late, and I should be asleep: Today’s XKCD comic. Tomorrow, I’m going to interpret everything John says as code.
*Clarification: “..it’s all about me” refers to my universe, not Token Blogger‘s post.
Wombat posted: 29 Apr at 8:47 am
Oh, powerful one, can you teach me how to command the internets?
ɹǝƃƃolquǝʞoʇ posted: 29 Apr at 8:55 am
All about you? I don’t think so!
Ah ha ha!
Zannah posted: 29 Apr at 10:23 am
I didn’t mean that YOUR post was all about me! I should be clearer. I meant that in my head, the world revolves around me, so of COURSE you posted three times in one day for my benefit.
ɹǝƃƃolquǝʞoʇ posted: 03 May at 6:34 pm
Silly you! That was a joke — because I always say my blog is all about ME, too!
Zannah posted: 05 May at 11:50 am
What else are blogs for?