Roxy looks naked without her collar on. It’s kinda weird. How could a collar be the difference between clothed and naked for a dog? Not all dogs, either. Riley doesn’t look naked when we take his collar off. We took them off about a week ago, when we tried to let them sleep upstairs. (Collars off = no jingling. It doesn’t stop middle-of-the-night slurping, though, which is why we kicked them out.) Since then, every time I look at her, I see a naked dog. She doesn’t seem to mind. Maybe she’s an exhibitionist. Next thing we know, she’ll be out flashing the neighbors.
<Break to ask the dog if she’s going to flash the neighbors.>
She says she will if there’s food involved.