Bunnies are bad news. You think they’re all cute and cuddly and not a menace, but really, they’re out to get you. And your baby trees. You know that cute little crabapple tree John and I planted a couple of weeks ago? It had little baby leaves and everything, and now it’s GONE.
I used to think rabbits looked like this:
All cute and innocent and nose-wriggly – but look a little closer….
…EVIL! So clearly evil. Turns out they’ve looked like this all along. This explains the disappearance of the sunflowers John tried to plant for me a couple of years ago and my poor munched-on black-eyed susans. It explains the death of our cute little baby crabapple tree, and it finally explains why Roxy goes airborne and tries to tear my arm out of its socket every time she spots a rabbit on our walks. She’s always known they were evil and just couldn’t tell me. Those rabbits aren’t just hungry – they’re out to get us. Monty Python was on to something. (Like that’s news.)