While coming home from my disappointing pedicure yesterday, I found myself behind a car at a stoplight. The light changed, but the guy didn’t go. I waited a couple of seconds, he still didn’t go, so I lightly tapped my horn. It didn’t come out so light. I wasn’t irritated, I wasn’t in a hurry, it was no big deal, but to the guy in front of me, I must have sounded like “Hey! Jerk in the car in front of me! What are you, asleep?” Not what I meant. But I have a solution! Every car should be installed with two horns. One little one so you can politely nudge someone when it’s clear they just need a little help, and then the normal obnoxious one, still with the big button in the middle of the steering wheel, so you can find it easily in an emergency and pound on it when loud blaring blasts of your horn are called for (which is practically never, unless you live in New York, but that’s a whole different thing). Problem solved.
Also this weekend, my most recent phone problem got fixed! Yes, it still reboots when it overheats and I can’t always find the GPS satellite (so yes, I’ll still be shopping for a new phone soon), but last week, the button that lets me turn my screen on and off quit working. WAY more annoying. The only way I could do anything with my phone was to plug it in (or unplug it). Then the screen would light up and I could make a call or check email or whatever. Otherwise, nothing. I took it to the Sprint store in the mall where the friendly technician took the whole phone apart and cleaned the button. For free! (Because I don’t have the protection plan and he can’t charge me for it and technically shouldn’t have been working on it at all.) Yay! And because I am a happy and grateful customer, I bought him a frappuchino. And a cookie. He also told me that I’m eligible for my upgrade in June, not August, and that technically, I’m eligible as of May 17th. Double yay!
This would make my commute so much easier to handle.