We do NOT have a bug problem. The bug guy came over this morning and walked around the entire house with John. He found no evidence of a bug problem aside from the porch columns, and he said those were mostly water damage. Once the wood started to rot, the carpenter ants moved in to eat it. We’ve already taken care of the ants, so all we have to do is replace the columns with properly-treated wood. Yay!
John told me a joke just now, one he saw on Reddit today in a thread full of jokes people found funny when they were ten. Or six. Pick your favorite immature age. Yes, I laughed.
Why did Sally fall out of the tree?
Because she had no arms.