What should one do when one can’t think of anything to write? One could stay far away from the blog, to avoid publishing the vapid contents of one’s brain, but I’m afraid that cat is out of the bag. One could surf the internet looking for inspiration, but that assumes one isn’t working and should not be on the internet at all. One could rifle through one’s memories of the past week, full of holiday cheer and conviviality and whatnot, searching for stories to tell one’s adoring readership, but then one might remember the last week was rather low-key and was already mined for interesting tidbits. One might consider regaling one’s public with details of the sinus issues one is currently experiencing, but one might reconsider, as that would be unseemly, impolite, and gross. One could try changing one’s writing style, but one might be worried about sounding stilted or snobbish. One wouldn’t want that. Best not to try it.