What? Never mind.
Guys, Advil actually works. (They are not paying me to say this.) By the end of today, I ached all over. No idea why. My legs ached, my lower back ached, my shoulders ached, my head ached – really, all over. I took Advil before I left work, and by the time I got home, I didn’t hurt anymore! It’s amazing! A product that actually worked as advertised! Modern medicine – it’s a wonderful thing. Maybe I’m just super-tired and somewhat delirious (NOT from the Advil, I’m certain, and probably not from the one glass of wine I had with dinner) and a little punchy, and you know what? Maybe I’ll go to bed instead of finishing that thought because I’m pretty sure it didn’t have anywhere to go. Really – who writes a blog post about the miracle of Advil unless they’re being paid for it? (I’m not being paid for it.) That’s just weird. Hush now, and go to bed. Okay.