Spending time in downtown Annapolis means spending time looking at boats. Big boats, little boats, fancy boats, plain boats. Mostly fancy boats. And I like boats. I don’t want to own one, but I’d like access to one. Who’s got a boat and lives near me? I need some new, useful friends. (Sorry, guys. You just don’t cut it anymore.) I need friends with a boat, friends with horses – these could be the same friends, but I’m afraid they’d get tired of me. Tired of me personally, tired of me using them for their boat and horses…I can be pretty annoying sometimes. And demanding. But I’m also fun and lovable! (I don’t want to turn my new friends off too soon.) Come, new friends, find me!
You know what would work? Old friends, buy a boat! And some horses! I’ll love you extra much. And in return, I will….um….read to you? Yes, I’ll read to you. I’ll fold your laundry. Do your dishes. And exercise your horses!