John is out flying, so I am on my own for the early part of the evening. (This part. This part we’re in now.) I’m sure that if this were an alternate universe where I lived alone, I would have a well-stocked kitchen and lots of plans for a Friday evening. (I know you’re laughing about the well-stocked kitchen part. Stop that. You may also be laughing about me having plans. Hush now.) In this universe, we have very little food in the apartment. On the plus side, I’m not really hungry, so it doesn’t really matter. My dinner tonight consists of the other half of the blueberry muffin I bought for breakfast and some rice crackers that are going stale. And some pretty good wine, which helps the stale crackers go down. I am watching not-good TV, and I am trying to ignore the mosquito bite on my knee (from last night – god damn mosquitos).
I really know how to have a good time. Up next, fold the laundry and do the dishes!