It’s a rainy day, we went to the gym, I had a bagel for lunch – do you know what that means? It means Chinese food for dinner. (It does. My logic is impeccable.) I always (99 times out of 100) regret it, but on a rainy night with no food in the house, I’m doomed to repeat my mistakes.
Question: Is it better to eat cookies all day or eat lightly during the day (normal food, not cookies) and then over-indulge in Chinese food at night?
What do you mean by “better”? More acceptable? Nutritionally better/healthier?
What do you care? Since when did you become a health nut? How many days has it been since you ate a vegetable?
You’d better back the hell off, Judgy McCritic, before I shove a vegetable where the sun don’t shine…