The other day, in the park (where you could be forgiven for thinking I LIVE now), I saw a couple of sheriff’s deputies roaming the tree line between the path and the river with these big grid-like antenna things (like an old-fashioned TV antenna). Naturally, I assumed they were searching for aliens. I’ve checked the news and haven’t heard anything about it. I shouldn’t be surprised. That’s just the sort of thing they would keep quiet. I’ll just have to pay more attention.
The truth is out there.