I hit myself in the face with headphones today. Not earbuds, no. Big headphones that cover your ears and have a really hard plastic piece that goes over your head from ear to ear. That kind of headphones. How did I hit myself in the nose with them? WHILE I was wearing them? I really don’t know. What I do know is that I have a bump with a small cut on it ON MY NOSE. And it hurts.
I suppose I deserve being hit in the face because otherwise I had the perfect day OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T. Work was stressful, and then – AND THEN – I locked my keys in the car. I took my car key off my key ring and put in my pocket (because my key ring is bulky), and when I got back to the car, I pulled my HOUSE key out of my pocket because of course. I couldn’t call John to come get me because we’re a single-car family now, and actually, I couldn’t call ANYONE because my phone was locked in the car with my keys. I had to borrow a phone to call roadside assistance, and then I had to wait outside in the cold and the dark for 45 minutes until they came. It could have been worse. I spent part of the time saying hi to some horses who put their heads over a nearby fence and I played with a dog. But it really was dark and cold.
I had to go to the grocery store after that (because of course again), and then I got home and baked banana bread (that helped) and had scrambled eggs and toast for dinner (that helped more), but then I hit myself in the face.
So now I’m going to bed.