It’s raining outside. It’s cold outside. Two reasons not to run outside, even though it’s my running day. I should go to the gym instead.
I hate running on the treadmill.
Well, I don’t have to use the treadmill. I could use the elliptical thing that’s not an elliptical that I like.
But it’s at the gym and I have to go the gym to use it.
Yeah, but I was going to have to go to the trail to run on it, so what’s the difference?
It’s the gym.
The gym has wi-fi and I can watch an episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend while I work out.
Yeah, but…that’s a compelling argument. Fine. I’ll go to the gym.