I gave myself a papercut just below the nail on my middle finger while wrapping a present. That’ll teach me to buy presents for people.
Why would I say “I gave myself” the papercut? I got a papercut. The vindictive wrapping paper gave me the papercut. It was revenge for the scissors use.
Inanimate objects around here have agendas. I have to be on alert.
I have posters and things to hang on walls. We’re moving in less than three months. Seems silly to hang things up now. Might do it anyway. Just not today.