I gave myself a papercut just below the nail on my middle finger while wrapping a present. That’ll teach me to buy presents for people.
Why would I say “I gave myself” the papercut? I got a papercut. The vindictive wrapping paper gave me the papercut. It was revenge for the scissors use.
Inanimate objects around here have agendas. I have to be on alert.
I have posters and things to hang on walls. We’re moving in less than three months. Seems silly to hang things up now. Might do it anyway. Just not today.
The Wombattiest of them all
This cracked me up.
Edited to add: Your captcha thingy asked me what a box plus 5 was. Wha?? Thank goodness you can hit the little arrows to get a new math problem!
A box plus 5 clearly equals elevensies! Duh. 🙂