Food that isn’t real food

John thinks I should write about how I tried Drake’s Devil Dogs today and how they transformed my life, but that wouldn’t be true, and I would never lie to you.  I did try one today, but it did not transform my life.  It tasted like every other chocolate and cream Hostess food I’ve ever had, and (don’t hate me) I gotta say those aren’t my favorite completely synthetic treats.  Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies are the winner for me (which is kind of odd, since I refuse to eat oatmeal cookies).  Runner up: Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls.  Apparently, I prefer Little Debbie to Hostess.  Good to know.

 

2 Comments

  1. The Wombat

    Since I can’t eat chocolate anymore, your oatmeal cream thingy sounds worth trying. I was a Hostess gal. BUT I think my fave of all time was a Little Debbie treat that was angel food cake with raspberry filling! I haven’t seen them in forever (Either Wegmans discontinued them or they stopped making them). OMG. Chemically, but so good. 🙂

  2. Zannah

    I’ll keep an eye out for those! But I agree on the chemical thing – there isn’t a single non-synthetic thing about Hostess and Little Debbie’s.

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