Here’s a thing I do not regret: getting rid of cable all those years ago. I’m sitting in a hotel room, having worked late at the office (gag), eaten too much takeout Indian too late in the evening, and I turned on the TV. This hotel has DirectTV, and there are a ton of channels, and is anyone going to be surprised when I say that there is nothing on? I should hope not.
I eventually settled on an episode of Friends, which is half over by now. It’s the one where Rachel gets closure. Except, you know, not. Except, actually, maybe yeah. Anyway.
Why did I turn on the TV?