All signs point to lost brain cells
Dad says he likes to get my pregnancy-related updates, so here are the three latest:
- It is no longer comfortable for me to bend at the waist to pick things up off the floor. I have to bend at the knees, or get all the way down, or hold on to something, and it’s…awkward.
- Summer finally arrived, so the combination of swelling because of the heat plus whatever swelling happens during pregnancy means that I can’t wear my rings anymore. They live on a chain now.
- Hm. I thought there was a third thing, but I can’t think of it right now and I swear to god I’m not trying to be funny about pregnancy brain.
John doesn’t remember, either, but maybe I didn’t say it out loud?