I have put Jack down for real, honest-to-god, SOLID naps for THREE days in a row! I did it, I am awesome, and I am for real doing the Carlton dance (which, ahem, I have learned since that video call with Corey and Mel). (For those wondering, I did an approximation of the Kevin Bacon Footloose dance instead.)
For my next feat, I will turn a toddler into a blueberry. He is HOOVERING blueberries lately.