Lately, when Jack wants something, he asks if he can have it and answers yes in the same breath. This is what I want, and I really want you to give it to me, so maybe I’ll just help you answer. The right answer is yes. Thank you and goodbye.
I want to watch Sesame Street honkers. “Honk, yup.”
I want Dada. “Dada, yup.”
I want to read the lion book. “Roar, yup.”
I want to watch trucks on TV. “Guck guck, yup.”
He repeats the request and the yup, each successive repetition getting more desperate and more tearful, especially when the answer is no (pretty often for the TV requests) or when I have NO IDEA what he’s asking for. There are two songs he’s been asking for lately, but I don’t know what they are, and he gets so frustrated trying to tell me. I know he wants a song because he points to the bluetooth speaker in the corner, and I’m pretty sure they must be on one of three albums because that’s pretty much all we play through that speaker, but what song is “wee a-wee, yup”? It’s not Wheels on the Bus, and there aren’t any with sirens. And then he asks for another song by making a sort of horse snorty-blow-out-of-the-lips noise (I can do it myself but I can’t describe it, apparently). Or maybe it’s a kind of b-b-b-b car engine noise. What song could that possibly be? Raffi makes lots of funny noises in his songs, but none of them are that noise.