Goats!
Did you know goats are evil? It’s their eyes. Their eyes give them away.
All of that adorable playing and attention-hogging is just a ruse. What adorable playing? This adorable playing! (Please bear with me through this 2-minute video. They really do do some cute things.)
Clearly, I met some goats last weekend. And fed them and played with them and picked a favorite. (Baxter, the brown one, is my favorite. Dad’s favorite is Bruiser (black with blue eyes). Trixie wasn’t all that interested in us.)
Baxter: “Whatcha doin’?” Or possibly, “My plan to take over the world begins with you. Look into my eyes so I can take over your brain.”