I don’t get it
Sunbathing is not for me. I don’t understand how people do it for hours on end. I can’t even manage half an hour. I figured I’d take advantage of an afternoon off to see if I could get rid of some tan lines before the wedding (strapless bridesmaid dress – it’s making me do crazy things, apparently), so I put on some sunscreen, laid out on the deck, set a timer for 15 minutes, and started to sweat. It was awful. And boring, even listening to Anne of Avonlea. I flipped over after 15 minutes, but I didn’t make it more than another 3 before I gave up. I was so uncomfortable! So I’ll just have some (hopefully faint) tank top lines over my shoulders and two fairly pale legs. This is what I look like. I can deal.