Indecent exposure

Roxy looks naked without her collar on.  It’s kinda weird.  How could a collar be the difference between clothed and naked for a dog?  Not all dogs, either.  Riley doesn’t look naked when we take his collar off.  We took them off about a week ago, when we tried to let them sleep upstairs.  (Collars off = no jingling.  It doesn’t stop middle-of-the-night slurping, though, which is why we kicked them out.)  Since then, every time I look at her, I see a naked dog.  She doesn’t seem to mind.  Maybe she’s an exhibitionist.  Next thing we know, she’ll be out flashing the neighbors.

<Break to ask the dog if she’s going to flash the neighbors.>

She says she will if there’s food involved.

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