My mission in life, at least for today, is to show you the most adorably vicious thing on the internet (as presented by The Daily What).
I was waiting for its mother to show up and rip the guy’s face off. Or something equally horrific. Although the title on the video would probably be different if it ended that way.
Melvin?
Damn, now I want one. Do you think my yard is big enough?
Number 1 on the Threat Down - Bears!
DEARGODWHYWON’TANYONEHELPTHATMANOHGEEZESTOPLAUGHINGHE’SBEINGMAULEDICAN’TWATCHITANYMORE!!!!
SuzRocks
Oh my gosh, that was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life. I totally want one, even though I know it will grow up and eat me.
Zannah
And this is how I single-handedly began the baby-bears-as-pets craze that swept across America and ended tragically with the mauling of hundreds of responsible bear owners when the cubs’ mothers banded together and formed a SWAT team to rescue their babies.
Zannah
If only we’d listened to Stephen Colbert, lone prophet.