Oh, how I want this dress.
And I want to be a princess. And I want a pony. And world peace. I can’t have any of that, but I can have funny cat videos. It’s one of my inalienable rights as an internet user.
Also, if you have 4 minutes to spare, watch this. Jimmy Steward wrote a poem, and I cried.
momma betty
You married the wrong Prince Charming, sweetie.
momma betty
Just don’t get caught sunbathing topless.
Zannah
Right. I’ll keep that in mind.