A guy in a fedora held a door open for me today. That makes him twice the gentleman any other guy holding a door open would be. But then he got into a Jeep Wrangler. That is not the right car for a guy in a fedora. But what is the right car for a fedora-wearing dude? (It’s possible he was wearing a trench coat, too, but it’s more likely that my memory is making things up to fill in the blanks. Apparently, my memory wants him to be Humphrey Bogart (or Rick Blaine, anyway). But taller. This guy was taller.) I really don’t know the answer to that question – wait! I totally do (because I watch Mad Men). He should be driving a ’60s era Cadillac or something with fins. (John says a giant Cadillac or a ’58 Lincoln.) Definitely not a little bitty Jeep.
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What were you expecting?
