I want a brownie. Ooh, rice pudding. Hey, can you say ADD? I have the attention span of a gnat. A gnat with ADD. Who drinks a lot of caffeine. Except I’m tired. I don’t want caffeine. I don’t even want to read. I just want to sleep. Why is rice pudding so good?
Inane Chatter
What were you expecting?
Margaret
You should try the rice pudding I made the other night. It would cure your craving…and not in a good way. Rice pudding is not so good the way I make it…
Zannah
You can MAKE rice pudding?! 🙂 What did you do that made it so bad?
Margaret
I put coconut flakes in it…and raisins…both gross. And I tried to make it healthy by using brown rice. And I made way, way too much of it. Altogether not so good.
Zannah
Yeah…that doesn’t sound particularly appetizing.