Our new mattress came today! We tried out half the mattresses in the store yesterday afternoon, picked one, and it appeared in our apartment this morning! Like magic. For all I know, the delivery guys were special mattress gnomes whose sole purpose in life is to bring new soft mattresses to people who’ve been sleeping on the same cheap one for 15 years. Maybe 15 years is what it takes to get delivery gnomes instead of muggles. All I know is that I got in the shower around midmorning, and by the time I got out, our old mattress was gone and the new mattress was in its place. I wonder if they bake bread or fix shoes.