John to the rescue!
I can’t believe I haven’t told you John’s super-exciting news. Remember Will, who was the drummer in the band that used to practice in our basement (when we had a basement)? Well, Will and his family moved to Oregon a couple of years ago, and Will joined a band (The Elena Leona Project). That band has three gigs next week, and they fired their guitarist last week, and so John is flying to Oregon this weekend to be their guitarist for all three gigs. Because they want him to, because he can, and because it’s cool. Everyone involved is very excited.
(I’m going too, of course. Why wouldn’t I?)
John needs a superhero name, and it needs to be guitar-related. Ideas:
- Capo-man
- Strat-man
- Strat-ster
- The Strat
- Strings
- The Axe
- Captain Strat
- Captain Guitar
- Fender-man
- The Amplifier
- Wammy Bar
Those are terrible. I’ll keep working on it. In Oregon!
Update: John says I should take this post down before everyone knows his secret identity.