Simone Biles is wearing glitter eyeliner, and it’s making my eyes water. How is glitter not getting in her eyes? Maybe it’s magic glitter eyeliner. She’s got connections.
I helped an old lady with the treadmill at the gym today. She thought I was 30. She’s my new best friend.
When I went outside to take the trash out to the curb, I found a scary looking spider in the middle of a web that was stretched between the trash bin and the recycling bin. Both had to go to the street, so I had to destroy the web. I’m afraid that spider will be looking for revenge. Better put my spider traps out tonight.*
*Yeah, I don’t know. I don’t have spider traps.
momma betty
How old was the “old” lady?
Zannah
Older than you. 🙂