Apparently this website has been around since 2012, but it came to my attention today because next month is the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation.
Go here to check out the Lutheran Insulter.
Some favorites of mine:
“It is the old dragon from the abyss of hell who is standing before me!”
“You are a brothel-keeper and the devil’s daughter in hell.”
“You no longer have, as you did several centuries ago, a cunning devil spurring you on, but a palpable blockhead, a crude devil, who in his malice can no longer disguise himself.”
“Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them.”
My friend Chastity wants to put that last one in her email signature. She doesn’t think anyone will notice.
Anonymous
Love that last one. Wonder if Garrison Keillor knows that website. He’s always going on about all the Lutherans in Lake Woebegone. It’s perfect for el presidente, too
Dad
I have known SO many folks over the years that that last one describes to a “T”
Zannah
Maybe I should print it out on little pieces of paper and hand it to people.