You know what doesn’t come out of felt? Coffee. Especially sugary coffee. And you know what doesn’t smell appealing? Felt drenched in sugary coffee, even after it has dried. But you know what’s better? New felt that doesn’t smell like anything.
You know what’s a weird word? Felt.
(I dumped coffee on my felt laptop case. I ordered a new one. It came today. I’m happy again.)
You know what else is a weird word? Knap. Also, belvedere.
Beeeeelllllllll-ve-deeeeeeeerrrreeee.
That is the sound of my brain shutting down. ‘Night!