Go be your own country already!
As if we needed another reason not to move to Texas. Go read Jess’s take on it. It’s good.
In other news, I had the BEST sandwich for lunch today. Turkey on honey wheat bread with sprouts and avocado slices. SO good. And it came with baby carrots and ranch dressing (GOOD ranch dressing) and a cookie. If you have an Apple Spice Junction near you, I recommend it. At least that sandwich. And the ranch dressing was green! I’ll admit it made me a little nervous at first, but it tasted great, and it’s been six hours since I ate it and I feel fine. Maybe turning a dairy product green for a holiday isn’t such a good idea. Not without a note or something. You know, like “Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Your ranch dressing is green on purpose!”