Our phones think they know better than we do what words we mean to use. At least when we’re texting or typing emails. How scary would that be if this happened while you were talking to someone?
Actual text message exchange between me and John yesterday.
Me: What do you want for dinner?
John: Pheasant.
Me: Too gamy.
Me: OHIO?
Me: Crap. IHOP?
John: Don’t tease me, woman. You know how much I love Ohio.
I had a coupon for 33% off one book and 10% off my entire shopping trip, so we went to Borders this morning. Bought lots of books, mostly because in addition to my coupons (COOpuns!), they were having a sidewalk sale. In the parking lot. Whatever – everything out there was between $3.99 and $5.99. Lots of books were bought by us. And now I get to catalogue and shelve them. Well, maybe not NOW, since it’s a beautiful day and I’d like to spend it outside. Later. But soon!