I could be funnier if I had a British accent
I know, cat videos on the internet, cliche, blah blah, but this is hilarious. Trust me.
Thank you to John Scalzi for finding it. Speaking of John Scalzi, I recently read Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded, a collection of some of his blog posts over the course of a decade. One of my favorites was Football With Jesus, which I just found in his archives. For you.