I give. Just not to you.
We ALWAYS use caller ID. Always. And I never pick up the phone when it says Unknown Name, Unknown Number. I used to. I was curious. But then I learned that Mr. and Mrs. Unknown are ALWAYS asking for money. So I stopped answering the phone. Until this morning. Why? I got curious again, I guess. And guess what? Mrs. Unknown was asking for money. Of course. Maybe I needed a refresher. This one oughta keep me for a year or so.
Totally unrelated: I LOVE Rhapsody in Blue. If I had to choose one piece of music to have on a loop in my head for the rest of my life, I think it would be that one. I heard it this morning and danced around the first floor to it. Interpretive dance. The dogs think know I’m nuts.