A threat on the wall in the dentist’s waiting room:
All unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy.
I wonder how many children beg their parents to be left alone there. Maybe not that many. It is the dentist’s office. Although a puppy would be a powerful motivator to behave during your cleaning. It might also be a powerful motivator to stop brushing your teeth so you HAVE to go to the dentist and get a puppy.
I don’t think they thought this through. I think I’M reading too much into it. And I’ve gotten away from the point of the sign.
Still. PUPPIES.
The end.