I have what seems to be a bottomless, self-refilling (Is that a thing? What was the adjective that described the wallet in The Black Cauldron The Book of Three? And can I just say that calling a bottomless thing that provides endless amounts of food a “wallet” confused the hell out of me when I was whatever age I was when I read that? So much so that it stuck with me. Where was I?) never-ending can of shaving cream. I’m not even kidding, you guys. (I can’t type that with a straight face.) No, really, it’s super-light, has been for weeks, feels totally empty when I shake it, but there’s always enough shaving cream for my legs. It’s amazing. I should take it on the road.
Inane Chatter
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