Thank you for your time

Dear Internet,

I need a nap.  Every day I need a nap.  Every day I have to get up at five, definitely, but every day would be nice.  Would you mind changing the work culture in this country to make that acceptable?  Not all of us can work for Google or Pixar or Rockstar Games (where I hear they encourage, or at least allow, such things).  If you, Internet, are not the right, um, entity to whom this request should be addressed, would you please tell me who I should ask?  Santa, perhaps?  The Tooth Fairy might be interested in labor laws, but I don’t know how much influence she really wields.

Thank you,


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