I like how the internet is like magic on TV. Anyone can find out anything in one quick search. And don’t get me started on the police and the FBI. All of their databases are connected, all the time, and the TV character doing the search has the right access to pull information from any legal database in the world. Wouldn’t it be nice if it really worked that way?
Have a pretty picture.
Every time I see a great house on the water somewhere, I think how great it would be to live there. But then I remember two things about me and water:
- If it’s still, it will have mosquitoes and I will be eaten alive.
- If it’s running, I will have to pee ALL the time.
So maybe I shouldn’t go live in a house on the water.
Wombat Central
I am always the main course at a mosquito party. Always.
mama mama
Z, I think you should go on vacation with Wombat as the distraction.
Zannah
As fun as that would be, that’s hardly fair to her.
mama mama
Yeah, but then nobody would have to listen to you whine along with the mosquitos. Maybe Wombat is one who suffers in silence?
Wombat Central
Oh, nice, mama. Throw the wombat to the mosquitos. ;D
Zannah
Heartless, right?