What sadistic bastard invented stairs?

You know what’s hard?  Biking uphill after yoga and squats.  I’m not sure I can get up the stairs.  I might have to crawl.  Or maybe I’ll sleep on the couch.

There are videos on The Daily What today that I’d like to watch, but they’ll have to wait.  I’d rather listen to John practice playing his banjo.  (Oh, yeah.  John got a banjo.)  Then I’ll figure out how I’m going to make it to bed.  Later, but soon.  Like maybe now.  No…almost.  Now.



  1. Bill Maher

    New Rule: Whenever a person from Kentucky mentions a banjo in any context, it must be immediately followed by “Yee-ha!”

    We all know your thinking it.

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