Whoever designed the scotch tape dispenser was a genius.  That hole in the middle is the only thing that allows you to wrap a present without help.

Hold down the fold in the wrapping paper with three fingers, index finger through the middle of the dispenser, grab the tape with the other hand. So simple. So brilliant.

I don’t really have anything else tonight, so I’ll leave you with this pearl of wisdom.  (Make of it what you will.)  A sparrow is no match for a hungry dragonbat.


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