I was in the middle of training a new employee when John sent me something funny. I should have waited to look, but I didn’t. Then I had to explain the giggling. Or not explain it, since I didn’t share. I apologized instead.
I’m sure this came from Reddit, but I don’t have the link. I hope Mr. and Mrs. Cuddlebun will be very happy.
Bumpally Cundernap
You should have started to do that with the guy’s name: “So, Jonathan, that’s how we do the TPS sheets. What’s that, Jonaben? No, the coffee isn’t free. Wait, Jowagin, you forgot your lanyard.”
Anonymous
Now I can’t even remember what his (allegedly) real name is! But they do get around, those Bumberclatches.
Zannah
Mr. Bumbertrash will have you know that his real name is Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler-Mangrove”.
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