Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get away from the crazy lady with the camera.
If you have ANY interest in musicals, you have to listen to Wait Wait Don’t Kill Me, a musical comedy about Serial. You all listened to season one of Serial, right? Of course you did. It’s on the Secrets, Crimes & Audiotapes podcast. Go. Listen. Enjoy.
Wombattier
Yay for turkey pics! 😉 Maybe if you find a mate for the turkey he’ll move away to a turkey condo somewhere.
Zannah
So he hangs around because he’s lonely?