We don’t sound desperate, right?
The perfect couple came and looked at our house yesterday. Please buy our house! As soon as they walked in the door, the husband complimented my sweatshirt (I really like to dress up for showings).
Then he noticed the games on our shelves and they both geeked out a little over Betrayal at House on the Hill (and thank you very much to Jess for introducing us to that one). His wife hates being the traitor.
If you don’t buy our house, please move in nearby. We could be friends!