Eugene has a real leprechaun. I’m not kidding – I saw him yesterday. He had a green top hat, a green shirt, a gray beard (medium length, not quite ZZ Top), and he was riding a green bicycle. I couldn’t tell if he had a pot of gold, and then he got away from me. He was on his bright green bike, and I was running. Couldn’t keep up. I’ll keep an eye out for him.
Oh, I know – he got away because I wasn’t wearing my shamrock necklace. Damn. Gotta plan my accessories better.