We had a substitute instructor fill in for Julia (who I’ve decided I like, although not as much as Lisa) at zumba Wednesday night. I liked her a lot (Jessica) despite her choice to wear purple from head to toe. I mean that literally: hat, tank top, sports bra, pants, and shoes were all the same shade of purple. Maybe I liked her partly because of that. She was fun and energetic, so I’m sure that played a part, too. But it was a little like dancing with a teletubby. The purple one was Tinky-Winky, right?
Pro Tip: Don’t google pictures of Tinky Winky. There are some super scary/disturbing pictures of teletubbies out there. I didn’t need to see that. Of course, they were a little disturbing from the get-go. They have dead eyes.