Presented without comment (sometimes):
From The Bloggess, An accidental competition for the worst mother ever.
Dad, you have to watch this gif. The category it belongs to is Kids Falling Down. It has cracked me up several times in a row. Because I am a terrible person. But so are you. 🙂 Click this link.
From reddit, the caption was “Hover mode engaged.”
From Dinosaur Comics:
(I’m sorry the text is blurry. Not sure how to fix that. But if you can’t read it, click the link to go to the page directly. True for both of the dinosaur ones.)
And this one, which actually made me laugh out loud (this should surprise no one): 
And The System:
