I wish I was kidding. I mean, who does that? I spent today and yesterday in a really nice new building in Crystal City, teaching a training class with a coworker for backup. I brought my lunch yesterday (turkey sandwich and an apple), but I ended up getting something else at a deli downstairs. Today, I didn’t bring anything, since I knew my lunch from yesterday would still be in the fridge. I had a lot of work to do during the lunch break, so with about 20 minutes to go before class started up again, I went to the kitchen to grab my lunch. Before I even left the kitchen, I looked in the bag and saw my apple, but no sandwich. WTF? I checked the fridge. No sandwich in the fridge. Who would steal a homemade turkey sandwich? Maybe something from Subway, but a stranger wouldn’t know how I make a turkey sandwich. What if I put something weird on it? Or what if I had to take medicine with food and I’d mixed my mystery medicine in with my sandwich? WHY WOULD SOMEONE STEAL MY SANDWICH? Or why only the sandwich and not just throw the bag and apple away or something? I don’t get it. I can’t imagine stealing someone’s lunch like that. Maybe if it was packaged, like a Smart Ones frozen meal or something. But something homemade? It wasn’t even exciting. Turkey with mayo on bread. How exotic.
So I had an apple for lunch.